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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, step right up and see the amazing BUMBLE FROG from the wilds of vast Nepean Rainforest! Ask Bumble anything, and tap into the wisdom of the ancients! Lets see what he has to say...
"Your hair is atrocious."
Heh heh. Such a kidder. Lets try again: O GREAT BUMBLE FROG, WILL I FIND LOVE?
"Not with hair like that, you wont."
Could you just answer the question please?
"The spirits are silent..."
OK, well how about—
"...on account of your dumb question."
Thats just rude.
"Truth stings like a vindictive scorpion."
OK, you know what? Can we get another frog please? This one is totally broken. No, just any frog. Well stick a hat on him and nobody will know the difference.
"You have the intelligence of soggy cardboard."
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